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Idiot Burns A Pac-Man Into His Flesh

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

This is one of those stories you can file under “JESUS TITTING CHRIST!” A teenage boy has used a laser-etching machine to “brand” himself with an image of Pac-Man, burning the iconic arcade character into his skin.
The self-scourging Pac-Man fan modified an industrial etching machine to perform the dangerous deed, disabling its safety mechanism with a die and a magnet. He then used its searing hot laser to scar the image into his arm. He also “tattooed” a Space Invader on the arm and a robot on his hand, one that looks suspiciously like a relative of our very own Mr. Destructoid.

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Jedi Gym

Monday, July 7th, 2008

Former swordplay trainer to the stars and Star Wars fanatic Jeremy Flynn recently opened “Jedi Gym”, a fitness center in Torrance, CA where members channel characters from the Star Wars film series to work out, meditate, and improve their lives. “Star Wars is all about the Hero’s Journey, and so is working out,” says Flynn, ” you leave home, battle your demons, and hopefully return home stronger.”

Flynn is frustrated with his students’ lack of commitment and focus, but when a 7-foot man in an incredibly authentic Darth Vader suit arrives at the gym, Flynn thinks he’s found his dream student.

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Water Torture

Monday, July 7th, 2008

How does it feel to be “aggressively interrogated”? Christopher Hitchens found out for himself, submitting to a brutal waterboarding session in an effort to understand the human cost of America’s use of harsh tactics at Guantánamo and elsewhere. VF.com has the footage.

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World’s Strongest Dad

Sunday, July 6th, 2008

If you need motivation here’s THE clip you need to watch. I have all the respect in the world for this father and his son.

85 times he’s pushed his disabled son, Rick, 26.2 miles in marathons. 8 times he’s not only pushed him 26.2 miles in a wheelchair but also towed him 2.4 miles in a dinghy while swimming and pedaled him 112 miles in a seat on the handlebars — all in the same day.

I wish there were more of these people in the world.

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I Has A Prescription

Sunday, July 6th, 2008

Give me, please please please, give me, give me, give me…

George Bush Is Not That Popular

Sunday, July 6th, 2008

Let’s just bee honest… I know even some of the most hardcore republicans can see things are bad now. The american economy is on its knees, gas is up 50% this year, the bill in Iraq is so huge now it’s hard to even imagine how much money the republican president have spend on pissing off even more in the arab region. And don’t forget all the people killed. You can replace a president but you can never replace the young men and women he sent to a war we never needed.

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How CDs Are Made

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

Watch as we investigate the complex inner workings of CD manufacturing. It’s simply amazing how things are made :lol:

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Busty Heart Uncensored

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

This contestant has discovered a whole new kind of lethal weapon. Busty Heart crushes cans with her chest. Imagine getting under her.

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Homemade Roller Coaster

Friday, July 4th, 2008

When John Ivers got sick of waiting hours upon hours in line to ride 30 second roller coasters at amusement parks, he decided to take the matter into his own hands and build his own homemade roller coaster called Blue Flash. Blue Flash isn’t some run-of-the-mill roller coaster either, it’s perfectly safe and even has a 360 degree loop. This roller coaster makes for some awesome backyard fun.

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America’s Got Talent 2008 - Derrick Barry

Friday, July 4th, 2008

So America’s Got Talent turned into a tranny show? I can see if the real talents are a bit pissed off for voting this guy on. What’s next? An overweight guy who looks like Jack Black? And what is wrong with David Hasselhoff? Is he still drunk or does he just ahave a REALLY hard time spotting trannies named Derrick?

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The Douchiest Phone Message

Friday, July 4th, 2008

I have never in my ilfe heard a message like this.

The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better.

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Keeley Hazell Sex Tape

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

This sex tape of Hazell and ex-boyfriend Lloyd Miller was released on the internet not that long ago. The video was shot whilst the couple were on holiday in Tenerife, Canary Islands, Spain during the previous year. Following the tape’s leak, Hazell was reported to have been very upset, and she called the police in an attempt to find out who leaked the tape. She also “obtained an injunction on grounds of privacy preventing any further publication or promotion of the video” though the video is still widely available on the Internet.

The fun part is yet to come… Late in 2007, Hazell stated “I have promised to remain a virgin until my wedding day” in FHM Spain magazine October 2007 Edition :lol: :lol: :lol:

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