Joke: Two Women In Heaven
November 28th, 2007
Two Women have just arrived in Heaven and are chatting at the Pearly Gates.
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! My name is Sylvia. How’d you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. Instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and I finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer……..we’d both still be alive!!
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