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The husband walks in the door “What’s up?” he asks.

“I’m having a heart attack,” cries the wife.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but Just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!”

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past His screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there Is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. “You Bastard!!!” says the husband. “My wife’s having a heart attack, and all You can do is run around the house naked scaring the kids?”

Hampshire police in England decided to get some more publicity and advertise on the rear of a bus. They just forgot about the exhaust pipe.

Why would a bunch of MILFs do this to us?

I couldn’t fit all the pictures in today so here are only 4 thumbnails from today’s update. As always, you’ll be taken to thesexblog.com if you wanna see the update. That’s not the worst place you can  spend your time on this planet. I have so many babe galleries that it must be a new record.

I gotta admit I don’t like drunks. They are annoying as hell and will be RIGHT in front of your nose while talking really loud. 95% of them manage to say the same thing 12 times. I would never say the same thing 12 times when I’m drunk unless it’s “your boobs look heavy. Want me to hold them for you?” Anyway, here’s a clip with a drunk guy who can’t figure out why the bike doesn’t work.

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Why anyone would watch FOX in the USA is beyond me. Those people are by far the most unpatriotic people I have ever seen and se far away from the american spirit anyone can be. Anyway, to avoid ending up like the people at Fox, radaronline.com decided to turn it all into a quiz. Can you spot the pornstars from the anchors? I got 8 out of 10. Not bad when you consider how very very very rare I watch Fox.

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Here’s a clear example of someone who has been playing too many online games. “YOU looked at me you silly human so I will burn you to the GROUND”. Jeez… relax a bit…

It’s amazing some women still get surprised over the fact that their husband decided to screw around and hump another woman. And she couldn’t even be bothered to write “with”. You can’t take a woman serious when she’s using /w.

Years ago a customer asked barber Henry Coffer to save the hair he swept up from his shop floor. The man, a farmer, spread it around his watermelon patch to keep coyotes out. Henry kept saving the hair cuttings even after the farmer stopped raising melons. The hair collection grew daily, weekly, yearly until today.

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At first I didn’t think she was all that hot but then I went over her pictures again and now I think she’s really hot. She could easily trick me into sex a friday evening.

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I promised you girls with much bigger boobs than those I posted yesterday. So here’s another one.

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This clip has been viewed over 4 million times on YouTube and I have NO idea why I haven’t seen it before. Someone should have sent it because it’s rather funny. It’s Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

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