Difficult To Say When Drunk
October 23rd, 2007
You have probably been drunk before, or been around people who were drunk. Drunk people can be extremely annoying to listen to, but it can be great to be the drunk part so you don’t realize how annoying you sound. Check out these things that are impossible to say when drunk.
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Donner Kebab? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to pee in this car park.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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