If you’re a reader of Playboy you would be happy to know that they are still going strong and is still trying to get famous girls to fool around naked in their magazine. Recently they have tried to get Ashlee Simpson to pose nude.
I like being in amusement parks. Trying crazy roller coasters and those things are pretty funny but I’m not sure I’m ever getting into this one.
What do you do when you need to light up a candle before your girlfriend is coming over and you are a bit bored? You do your best to kill some time and still be effective.
Yet again we’re back at women demonstrating. Some women are very upset about being seen as “decorations”. I’m affraid the problem is not the women demonstrating. Some of them will surely never be seen as decoration. Could it be envy?
An 18 year-old virgin girl has a bad day, so she goes to visit her priest after hours in his office for guidance and confession.
I got more weird facts for you today. Did you know that being unmarried can shorten a man’s life by ten years?
Do not ask me how they do this trick because I simply don’t know. I’ve been watching the movie left and right, upside down, backward and forward and I still don’t get it. It’s kinda spooky.
This story is in its own twisted way. It involves wheelchairs, World Cup and its fans, miracles and being throw out.
It seems like a trend these days. Find a bunch of very angry women demonstrating, make your own sign and make sure it says something completely different from the other signs.
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies — two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts.The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”
“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “You weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”
“Slower than the speed limit?” she asked. No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly… Twenty-Two miles an hour!” the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that “22″ was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask… Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time.” the officer asks.
“Oh, they’ll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119.”
A bunch of thiefs are going for the bank. Things don’t go exactly as they would expect. Not even close. Actually far from expected.
