Blue Cheese Perfume
May 12th, 2006If anyone ever told you that you smell like an old cheese things are looking good for you. The company that makes the famous Stilton blue cheese has come up with a brand new perfume that makes the most of us go “WTF?”
I’m not bullshitting you. The new perfume is called Eau de Stilton and according to the company it “recreate the earthy and fruity aroma in an eminently wearable perfume” and it was actually made as part of a campaign to persuade more people to eat the company’s cheese product.
I might be rude now but you can name a turd whatever you want, it’s still a turd. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck chances are it is a duck. On the other hand, this might actually be what I need to finally become popular with the women. At least those who like cheese.
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